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Opening Closing

Get used to  Jonathan Papelbon and his bug eyes, Nats fans.

What funk?

Sorry, Drew

Say hello to Jonathan Papelbon, the new closer of the Washington Nationals.

Nats acquire Papelbon for AA-pitcher Nick Pivetta

Drew Storen loses his job again. Sorry, Drew:

"Really, all I'm gonna say is that obviously I'm aware of the move. I've talked to (Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo) about it. I've talked to my agent. We've had some ongoing discussions. Until those have progressed, I'm just gonna leave it at that and no comment for now. But as the situation goes, I'll keep you guys posted."
(Drew Storen, via MASNSports.com, 7/29/2015)

(Screencap via MLB.com video)

Jayson Werth is a big tipper

Up above, the Instagram picture of the $100 tip Jayson Werth left to a waitress in Buffalo on a $180.53 bill while on rehab assignment this week with the Syracuse Chiefs. More via Buffalo News and DC Sports Bog. 

Nice story and all, but we'll feel much better when Werth is back in Washington with his wrist fully healed, and leaving $100 tips to the waitstaff at local restaurants.

(Photo via Buffalo News)

Ron Darling says Espinsoa "shoved Desmond to the ground like a red-headed stepchild"

Blessed be Ron Darling. 🙌🏻👶🏻⚾️ https://t.co/5D3hr2EucO

— MLB Jesus (@MLBJesus) July 22, 2015