In years past, we've been comfortable posting a single epitaph for whatever sad end that year's particular model of the Washington Nationals met. See also our 2014, 2013, 2011, and 2010 Nationals gravestones. This year we came up with 14.
On a personal note, barring a miracle, this is likely the final post ever here at the Nats Enquirer. The tombstone theme seems fitting. Thanks for reading over the past 10+ years. We had a good run. Enjoy:
No Y'all Worry About Y'all? Because the Nats weren't worried about tne Nats
Posted by: Mike | October 05, 2015 at 10:00 PM
Sorry to hear you are going dark. Enjoyed your stuff
Posted by: Al mannato | October 05, 2015 at 10:21 PM
@Mike! Can't believe we forgot that one! FIXED!
Posted by: Nats Enquirer | October 05, 2015 at 10:24 PM
I enjoyed your site immensely over the years. It definitely is in sync with my sense of humor. Farewell intrepid blogger. In the spirit of things ... RIP Nats Enquirer Thanks for one hell of a good ride!
Posted by: DMan | October 06, 2015 at 12:30 AM
Wait. What happened? Don't go!
Posted by: NatsNut | October 06, 2015 at 05:29 AM
@DMan: Thanks for the kind words, and thanks for reading over the years.
Posted by: Nats Enquirer | October 06, 2015 at 07:53 AM
@NatsNut: It just seems like the time is right. Thanks!
Posted by: Nats Enquirer | October 06, 2015 at 07:54 AM
So, unlike the Nats, you're leaving while still in top form. Best wishes for your next season.
Posted by: Ron Furgerson | October 06, 2015 at 09:50 AM
I just bookmarked your site yesterday. Now this?
Posted by: deepvalue | October 06, 2015 at 10:33 AM
Been following your site for many years. Will be sorry to see it go. Maybe the long, cold winter will bring a change of heart. Thanks for the memories!
Posted by: Doctor Joe | October 07, 2015 at 11:17 PM
Best of luck to you. You had the best Nats site on the net. I will miss your sense of humor.
Posted by: Diego | October 07, 2015 at 11:53 PM
Say it ain't so!
Posted by: Prank Fatterson | October 29, 2015 at 02:43 PM
Helped keep my Nats love/hate relationship in perspective from abroad over the past decade, thanks for everything!
Posted by: JPmad | November 02, 2015 at 01:46 PM
I'm sad to see Nats Enquirer. Good luck on your next adventure.
Posted by: Paul | November 04, 2015 at 05:01 PM