(Oreos: Check. Kix: Check. Eggos: Check. Bryce Harper's grocery cart: Check. Twitpic via @BHarper3407.)
And so, while you're sitting around waiting for the Prince Fielder market to complete its spectacular and final collapse all around Scott Boras, enjoy the photo above of Bryce Harper's grocery cart. Wait: are the Oreos a "Welcome to Washington" gift for Prince Fielder?
Now, about that market for Fielder? Here's Jim Bowden (via Federal Baseball):